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The Best 250 Funny Dog Names! (Number 200 Cracked Me Up!)

By Jacquelyn Kennedy
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Some people like to stay vanilla with their dog’s name, while others like to go ahead and be creative and come up some unique—and funny dog names!

Now, if you’ve got a new puppy and can’t decide as to what you should name him, I’m here for you!

In today’s blog post I have decided to list some of the best funny dog names that I’ve come across and I’d like to share them with you so that we can all have a good laugh (and get some amazing ideas!)

So, without any further ado, let’s just get started.

Are you with me?

Awesome!

The 100 List: Funny Dog Names

I would like you all to know that I haven’t created all these names by myself, so I will not take all the credit for these unique names.

In this blog, I’ll share with you some unique female dog names as well as some unique male dog names.

With that out of the way, let’s get started!

Female Dog Names

In this section, I’ll go through some unique female dog names that I also find funny or amusing.

Keep in mind that these are only a few ideas that I have (and some funny female dog names that I have encountered).

The thing that I love is that you can name your dog almost anything you want to!

Let’s take a look, shall we?

  • Abercrombie
  • Abbababba
  • Back and Forth
  • Ballerina
  • Basil
  • Ball
  • Bacardi
  • Beyonce
  • Billie Jean
  • Blanket
  • Boo Boo
  • Calamity
  • Cappuccino
  • Carlee Shelby
  • Cersei
  • Cat
  • Champagne
  • Chardonnay
  • Charcoal
  • Dandelion
  • Daenerys
  • Dada
  • Dancer
  • Darling
  • Dayzee
  • Déjà Vu
  • Desert
  • Deefor
  • D-dog
  • Death Breath
  • Ears
  • Easy
  • Elf
  • Emi
  • Elephant
  • Elbow grease
  • Elliott
  • Facebook
  • Feather
  • Fanny
  • Fashiontastic
  • Fetch
  • Filter
  • Flash
  • Gauri
  • Gaga
  • Gadget
  • Gemma
  • Ginger Spice
  • Gingersnap
  • Girlfriend
  • Hali
  • Ham and Eggs
  • Harley
  • Hawaii
  • Harmony
  • Hansel
  • Hooch
  • Honey
  • Hutch
  • Imogen
  • Izy Bitz
  • Iris
  • Inkflower
  • Ink
  • Izzaybel
  • Jamaica
  • Jaggerjack
  • Jaws
  • Kadaleigh
  • Kai
  • Kallo
  • Kale
  • Ke$ha
  • Kenna
  • Lady Rover
  • Lady Raven
  • Lateefah
  • Magnet
  • Magneto
  • Mad
  • Mellow
  • Mischief
  • Naruto
  • Nah
  • Nelly Barktado
  • Nevermind
  • Oh
  • Okay
  • Oh no
  • Ozzy
  • Orange
  • P.J.
  • Peanut Butter
  • Pikachu
  • Peppermint Patty
  • Patrick
  • Queen
  • Queen Barks A Lot
  • Quinsy
  • Raw
  • Rawr
  • Reindeer
  • Scotch
  • Silly
  • Silky
  • Snake
  • Sandy
  • Television
  • Tailgate
  • Toss
  • Ultraviolet
  • Umbrella
  • Umm
  • Velvet
  • Vail
  • Valley
  • Worry
  • Wonderland
  • Wilson
  • Xanax
  • Yard
  • Yoyo
  • Zelda

Male Dog Names

In this section of the blog post, I’d like to go through some unique male dog names that I found to be very funny as well as entertaining.

Make sure you name your dog according to his personality!

Let’s look at the list of names, shall we?

  • Aardwolf
  • Ajax
  • Afro
  • Aladdin
  • Aretha
  • Audi
  • Baba
  • Bad Boy
  • Bacon
  • Basil and Parsley
  • Blackcat
  • Bobbafett
  • Brownie
  • Black Eyed Pea
  • California
  • C3PO
  • Calypsos Star
  • Cappuccino
  • Cardigan
  • Drone
  • Drogon
  • Darktanyon
  • Delta
  • Dee-O-Gee
  • Eggroll
  • Elephant
  • Edgy
  • Eddie Haskel
  • Fatboy
  • Fancy
  • Fedex
  • Floppy
  • Fielding
  • Galligaskins
  • Gabbar
  • Gabru
  • Gal Pal
  • Ginger
  • Get it
  • Good boy
  • Hitler
  • Hello
  • Hitman
  • Hitchcock
  • Hallmark
  • Hale
  • Harry
  • Hagrid
  • Igloo
  • Investment
  • Ikea
  • Irish
  • Ike
  • Iscoli
  • Ice cream
  • Jay Jay
  • Jerry
  • Jelo
  • Jealous
  • Jingle Bells
  • Kibble
  • Khal Drogo
  • Khal Doggo
  • Lazy Daisy
  • Lazy bum
  • Lacto
  • Michelangelo
  • Moo
  • Money
  • Ninja
  • Nugget
  • Nosykins
  • Onyx
  • Owen
  • Poison
  • Pepsi
  • Pussycat
  • Quaker
  • Quixote
  • Quick
  • Rover
  • Rorschach
  • Romeo
  • Red Rose
  • Rugby
  • Sailor
  • Scooby Doo
  • Sushi
  • Superdog
  • Sniff
  • Tagalong
  • Tanboori
  • Ting Ting
  • Toast
  • T-Rex
  • Ting Tong
  • Thong
  • Trump
  • Television
  • Underdog
  • Umberon
  • Umbrella
  • Uber
  • Underdog
  • Ultardog
  • Van Halen
  • Vegas
  • Vogue
  • Velantine
  • Whoops
  • Whoopi
  • Wacko
  • Water
  • Who
  • What
  • Wolfie
  • Yo Yo Ma
  • Yoda
  • Yolo
  • Yosmite
  • Yoshiko
  • Zara
  • Zeppelin
  • ZsaZsa
  • Zebra

Summing Up!

I really hope that you liked my list of the best funny dog names!

Now, as you may have noticed, some of these double up as female dog names as well as male dog names, while others are genderless.

But, what I would advise you is that you name your dog according to his personality.

I would name my dog (who barks a LOT) Sir Barks A Lot so that it compliments (and makes fun of!) his personality.

So, do keep that in mind while naming your doggy friend.

Since you have a new dog, I’ll recommend that you read through my training guide for puppies. I would also recommend you to start grinding your puppy’s nails at an early age!

Let me know in the comments section which of these 100 funny dog names you liked the best and why!

Do you have a funny dog name you’d like to share with us? Or some unique male dog names or female dog names in mind?

Share them with us in the comments section! We’re looking forward to getting them!

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Jacquelyn Kennedy

PetDT was founded by Jacquelyn Kennedy, a dog lover and pet admirer. She built the website to provide pet owners with information, experiences, and opinions on breeds, temperament, personalities, health, nutrition, products, and care.